Kinder Teacher
Kinder: maam kung isagol ang surf ug tide, mubuwa?
Maam: Oo, sabon man!
Kinder: (ni hong2x) bugoa ni maam, wala pa gani tubig, buwa dayun? balhin ta pikas section oy! sayang tuition.
6:29 PM | Labels: bisaya jokes | 1 Comments
Ambisyoso na Veggies
Brocolli: I look like a tree.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Cabbage: I look like a brain.
Eggplant: atay oi.. Change topic beh!
Hahahaha! :-D
2:20 PM | | 1 Comments
TOP 10 txts ngA lis0d nA replayAn
1.Ahw
2.OH
3.LAGE
4.HAHA
5.HEHE
6.WALA
7.BITAW
8.MAO JUD
9.MAO BA
Ug labAw sa tAnan
10.k
ana lng gud
ana! Hehe
7:56 AM | | 1 Comments
Da best
i
rmber
d time u
bcame my frnd
i told
myslf:
"ok lang!.."
but u knw wat?
im
wrong..
y?
coz
ur
not jaz
OK..
ur perfectly
" da best.!''
5:10 AM | | 1 Comments
Purpose of friendship
"the purPose of friendship is n0t to have s0me0ne who might c0mpLete you..
bUt to have s0me0ne wh0m y0u miGht share y0ur inc0mpLeteness with.."
6:10 AM | | 1 Comments
A shot for love
If I love
someone,
I gv my
best shot.
If it
doesn't
work..
Edi wala,
shot shot
na lng.ü
10:40 PM | | 1 Comments
stars
each
of us
rpresnts
a star n d
sky;
sumtyms
we shine
w/ d rest..
Sumtyms we twnkle
alone..
& sumtyms..
we fall & make sumone's dream c0me true.
10:00 PM | | 1 Comments